Fruitloop

You know how Kate Bush is a bit, well, kooky?

She’s got nowt on her fans.

This bloke (I assume it’s a bloke. It must be a bloke) has been inferring OS grip references from Kate Bush lyrics. I think he be proper mad. Entertaining site though.

Bee Bee Cee

I renewed my TV Licence today. It cost £126.50. I don’t really mind paying my TV licence, as I think the BBC is cool. Telly with no ads is much preferable to the commercial channels, the BBC radio stations are amongst the best in the world, and their website, especially the news section is unparalleled.

However.

On the licence renewal form they sent me, I saw this:

Bit harsh, no?

Soup

Francesca, she of 101 Things, recently made soup. Leek, celeriac and potato soup, to be precise. Apparently inspired by an ill-thought through text message from myself. So I thought I’d take this opportunity to post some pictures of some soup I made, cos I bet it was nicer than hers.

It was basically Leek, carrot and potato soup, which I am unreliably informed is also known as charentaise soup. It was bloody lovely. I am teh soup master. That is all.

Rock Paper Saddam

Made I laugh.

Fact I Bet You Didn’t Know

Pineapples don’t grow on trees. They grow in plants. Like this.

 

Can’t get the staff

I wrote to one of this blog’s new contibutors, regarding his lack of contributions. It wasn’t a lengthy correspondence:

—–Original Message—–
From: bigsky
Sent: 15 March 2006 12:05
To: alexb42
Subject: You don’t appear…

…to have written witty things on the bigsky blog yet.

—–Original Message—–
From: alexb42
Sent: 15 March 2006 12:10
To: bigsky
Subject: Re: You don’t appear…

Fuck off.

Witty enough for you?

Made me laugh anyway.

Hey everyone

missfran is in the house! Look, she made a post, right underneath this one. missfran is famous because of her excellent blog 101 Things Every Cook Should Cook.

Respect.

Bring down the tone from the first.

Oh dear, it’s Steak & BJ Day.

Re: Fresh blood

Yo

Fresh blood

Due to a shocking lack of content, the Bigsky weblog has employed a new contributer. Everyone please give a huge Bigsky welcome to: alexb42.

I’m sure he will be along to introduce himself shortly.